I think winging it
becomes a whole lot
more fun
when we learn
to trust ourselves
and make choices
straight from the heart 🙂


Hooley dooley…… this one even took me by surprise. The attrociousness of women having their punanis glammed up when on the other side of the globe women are being forcibly genitally mutilated is a tragic irony.

The photoshop scenario for soft p*rn is ridiculous too. No wonder people get screwed up over their sexuality.

The very finest men i have ever known in the biblical and non biblical sense, have been the ones that have expressed their love of the female form in whatever package it comes delivered. They love all of the lady bits – and i love them for that. 

That’s a grown up man for you.

Don’t get me wrong – i know women are their own worst critics and are ridiculously harsh on themselves and each other  – but i think so many men have no idea of the confidence they can give to their partners through total acceptance.

It is powerful stuff.

Please watch this video and let me know what you think. It is fascinating and a little heart breaking.


x mp

I’ve really gotta stop drinking…….

If this wasn’t the motivation i needed to
knock off a few pounds then
i can’t possibly imagine
what would be.
On the upside, it’s kinda handy
to free up your hands
if you needed to carry
 glasses and nibbles and all….
Oi vay!
x mp

Always be prepared…..

Back in the days of “Housemates”,
i was always a popular choice
 in a share house
one of the things
i hate the most in this whole world
besides racism and homophobia,
 is running out of toilet paper.

So there were not enough words to explain
how incredibly, insanely, unnaturally happy,
this photo made me.
I think i probably did a little dance on the inside.
It might be a job i add to Senor Monkeypants
list of things to do around the house.
Sad but true 🙂
x mp