Keyword Activities

Every now and again I like to see what keywords led people to the IRL blogsite:

It always fascinates me WTF people are looking up.

Now, in saying that i google some completely messed up crap
but mostly because i want to take the piss out of it for the site:
but check out some of the list:

“felching father and boy”

what kind of fark wit looks for that crap? freak!

the rest are the usual suspects: young girls and gerbils.
underage c*nts
felching with gerbils

it’s a mixed up world.


Gerbilling Kits

I was at brunch with a friend (yes, a real one) this morning discussing the retailing potential of felching straws, when he suggested an additional sales opportunity: Gerbilling Kits.

I mean to say, why hasn’t it been done before? I googled said Gerbilling Kits and came across a genuine “care for your gerbils” website called eGerbil, but no competition per se.

So we continued brain storming the concept by determining exactly what one might receive in their very own Gerbilling Kit. I have posted a collage below of the result:

I think out of respect for those that have gone before us, it should be called the “Armageddon Gerbilling Kit”.

Not sure about the market for such things but i am keen for any feedback you may have!