A poor man had a terrible ping pong accident in which he lost an eye. He couldn’t afford medical treatment so he had made himself a wooden eye in his shed; but as finely crafted as it was the man spent months in his shed afraid of showing himself in public… what would people say? But finally, he decided he needed to go out and find himself a lady friend.
He went to a club but mostly kept himself hidden, until he saw a lady had noticed him, and he was getting the impression that she found him attractive… but she was no normal lady, her mouth was vertical rather than horizontal… this wasn’t a set back… this was a match made in heaven.. two freaks – in love!
Without hesitation he swaggered with a previously unimaginable confidence and said , “Would you like to dance?”
He watched her lips as she replied, stunned
“Wouldn’t I ?!”
He yells back….”WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING WOODEN EYE? – CUNT FACE!!!”