One night, after a long evening of drinking,
Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual.
On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.
After looking at her twice he ran over, tackled her down to the ground,
then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.
Some passerbys spotted this and called the police.
As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and shouts,
“I thought you’d be tougher than that, Batman.”
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.
Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend.
“Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Robin replies, ” I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Batman?”
Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:
” Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”
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