As much as i find this particularly amusing,
i know lots of ladeez who wouldn’t
see the funny side of this t-shirt.
So, my brilliant advise to all of the gorgeous, delicous,
delectable, lickable boy logophiles out there:
1.don’t buy one of these tees !
2. don’t wear it if you already have one
3. prepare to kiss your sex life goodbye if you do
i know that my wisdom is staggering in it’s depth
and don’t worry, you can thank me later after you get lucky.
i hope your weekend has no c*ntish moments
and you get to shag yourself stupid.