A bird in the hand…..

I’m not really sure with this one. Would they prefer you were more open
 about where you pleasured yourself? 
Is there a special “toss the turkey” room as an alternative?
A comfortable grassy area where you can relax and enjoy
the view as you choke the chicken?  

I’m guessing you are heading into the territory of the danger wank if you
do persist with the whole behind the bushes gig. So more power to you.
You are obviously a complete perve or a ninja wanker.
Go the Chuck!

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