Australians prefer reading over sex: survey
January 19, 2010 .
Sex may not be all that it’s cracked up to be, according to some Australians at least, who have revealed in a survey they prefer curling up with a good book rather than their lover
When quizzed by Swedish furniture giant IKEA, one in three Aussies said that if given an extra hour in the day, they would prefer to read a book than get cosy with their other half.
The results of the online poll show 35 per cent of the 1057 respondents would opt to get stuck into a novel if they had the extra time, while only 20 per cent chose one-on-one time with their partners.
But it’s apparently the nation’s women who secretly yearn for paperbacks over passion, with 45 per cent saying they would opt for a good book while just 14 per cent would choose private time in the bedroom.
Men were more unlikely to snub their lovers for literature. Twenty six per cent said they would rather an hour of romance, while 25 per cent favoured reading.
Well, what the fuck is up with that? I’m depressed just thinking about it.
Boys, you are going to need to improve your routines if the ladies would rather read a book for gods sake.
Lets go back to the start again: Nina Hartley teaches you how to pleasure your partner and actually have her enjoy it. For real. No faking. Watch and learn here.
No woman in her right mind would choose a book again if you can show her how good this is supposed to feel.
So get out there and up the ante lads.