Things i ponder on ……

After a great trip down to the beach at the Gold Coast over the weekend, i returned with some poignant questions eating away at me…..

1. There are a disproportionate number of bleached blondes on the coast. So what i’d like to know is if you go to all the trouble of bleaching your hair blonde, why do you let it go skanky, yellow blonde? Putrid. It takes one treatment of blue neutralizer to restore it to an attractive blonde colour.

2. Why do men not care that a blonde has shitty, obviously fake blonde hair? It often looks like a farking toilet brush and the roots are vile. I guess it comes back to that old chestnut – you don’t look at the mantelpiece while you’re stoking the fire….

3. How come very often people that own jet skis are absolute cockheads?

4. Is there something in the current set of road rules books that encourages people to drive like they are the only car on the road and everyone else can get fucked? 

These are perhaps rhetorical questions because i don’t especially care about the answers. Just something to think about as i was laying on the sand sunning myself.

Feel free to reply with any suggestions you may have or not!

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