The detailed resin work, the realistic colouring, the egg coming from the back of the bird that appears on first glance to be a swollen malfunctioning testicle…..
A few things crossed my mind after I unwrapped this gift:
1. Why would anyone produce a seagull ornament in the first place?
that encourage this type of behaviour?
3. Are they specifically into pooing birds ?
4. Was there nothing shiny and pretty that you could have given me?
I hate to appear ungrateful but WTF am i to do with an ornamental farking seagull? Anyhow, Onnie, you mentioned getting everything i deserved for Christmas…. apparently i am resonating birds having bowel movements in my universal energy.
2010 is now officially making me nervous!