Day 9 of Words for Snatch

Well i must say, i’m voting for Rack of Clam and Roast Beef Curtains on this one. Genius and very meaty. On another win/win outlook, Q & R have led to the opportunity to discuss the term Queef. I was recently reminded of queefing by Bento over at The Worst of Perth.

I can’t thank him enough for the timely resurgence.

Q

QUIM

QUEEF QUARTERS

[For those who are unfamiliar with the term QUEEF i have included a little more information]

QUEEF
A. An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

B. Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and “queef” at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These “porch parties” would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

e.g. Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

Sourced from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef

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R

RACK OF CLAM
RATTLESNAKE CANYON
RED LANE
RED RIVER GORGE
RED SEA
REPUBLIC OF LABIA
REVOLVING IN/OUT DOOR
RICHARDS HOUSE
ROAST BEEF CURTAINS
ROOSTER JAWS
ROSEBUD
ROUND MOUND OF BEEFHOUND

Go the Queef!

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2 thoughts on “Day 9 of Words for Snatch

  1. Quim has always been my favorite, but cunt is a word I lovingly embrace in all it's many uses. I've never understood why so many people, mostly women, tend to get offended at the use of that word even when it's not being directed at them in a personally derogatory way.Quim sounds almost medical to me, while cunt sounds like just the messy sort of dish I'd love to sink my teeth into.

  2. I concur scandy, cunt is actually a beautiful word. i use it often and regularly. several of my female associates balk but the more women especially, use it, the less power it has a derogatory term. cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt! 🙂

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