first ate an oyster.”
Hair pie, fur burger, bearded clam – they are all amusing euphenisms for the hoo haa.
bearded clam: Australian attributed to Barry Humphries meaning vagina or fanny.
e.g. I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave
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