Felching Straws and Gerbil Pipes

I’m wondering if i should start a retail arm for the IRL site. I have been looking at the rude logophile google analytics as one does at 1.30am on a Saturday morning, and felching straws brought 8 hits to the site in the past few weeks.

Perhaps i could offer such sexual aids for sale at a premium price. One of my other considerations has been “gerbil pipes”. You don’t see those on offer too often do you?

Anyway, i will be sure to let you know if these top shelf items become available. Meanwhile, who knew you could become a Certified Felcher?



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