Short but sweet today. I was chatting about pringling on the weekend and my friend mentioned that another word for it used to be “pooning”. Well god bless google because there it was. But even better, there was this item called the pooning mask. Who knows? Anyhow here is the link to the many definitions of pooning in that magnificent beast of a website, the urban dictionary and an intro to the pooning mask. I tried to find a picture but as of yet no joy. If you have something in mind – send it over.

I do have a picture of a well known pooner though! Enjoy….

Pooning Mask

A mask for the concentration of another’s arse gas.
Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell.

‘that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would’ve been lethal.’



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