Day 8 of Alternative Words for Penis

Ok, so i apologise for falling off the tracks back there. A mild case of pneumonia will do that to you. I vote for one eyed custard chucker and Panda Express as i can not connect the dots on that one. Any suggestions what it means let me know.


O

O’Henry
Ol’ diamond cutter
Ol’ one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old chap
Old drizzly
Old faithful
Old fella
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
One-eyed cornhusker
One-eyed cow killer
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed horny newt
One-eyed Jack
One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
One-eyed milkman
One-eyed moisture missile
One-eyed monster
One-eyed nightcrawler
One-eyed snake
One-eyed superhero
One-eyed throbbing python of love
One-eyed trouser mouse
One-eyed trouser psychic
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder weasel
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
One-eyed yogurt thrower
One-holed bologna phone
One-holed friction whistle
One-string bass
Optimus prime
Organ
Other head, The
Otis Deepthroatis
Our one-eyed brother
Ovarian pool stick
Oyster probe


P

Package
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Panda express
Pants snake
Papa’s poker
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Peacemaker
Peanut
Pearl diver
Pearl pole
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee-Wee
Peener
Peenie
Pelvic punisher
Pelvis thumb
Pencil
Pendulum
Peni
Penial
Pennis the Menace
Pepe
Peppito
Percy
Perpendicular bisector
Perpendicular pickle, The
Pete(r)
Peter the Great
Petit Jesu
Phallus
Piccolo
Pickle
Pied piper
Piece
Piece of pork
Pig in a blanket
Pigskin bus
Pigsticker
Pikestaff
Piledriver
Pillipacker
Pimp cane
Pimpin’ stick
Pink cigar
Pink Floyd
Pink oboe, The
Pink seeking missile
Pink steel
Pink torpedo
Pinkle
Pinnochio
Pipe cleaner
Piss pump
Piss handle
Piss whistle
Pisser
Piston rod
Placenta poker
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Plonker
Pocket pool stick
Pocket rocket
Polish kielbasa
Polished pine
Plum-tree shaker
Pocket otter
Pocket perch
Pocket rocket
Poka-her-hontas
Pogo-stick
Pointer
Pole
Polvo
Polyphemus
Pompadoodle
Poon farmer
Poon prod
Poon pounder
Poon wrecker
Poontanger
Poozle weasel (woozle)
Pope John Pole III
Popeye
Porcelain plumber, The
Porridge bazooka
Porridge gun
Pork knife
Pork sword
Pork truncheon
Porkeroon
Porksicle
Porn prong
Porridge pump
Power rod
Powerprawn, The
Premeditator, The
Presidential podium
Prick
Prickolo
Pride and joy
Primus pilus
Prince Charming
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Private parts
Probe
Prong
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pubic bong
Pud
Pudding cannon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump-action porridge bazooka
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pump handle
Pumping pole of penile power
Pup Tent
Puppet Jack
Purple avenger
Purple bulb
Purple-headed bed snake
Purple-headed belly ripper
Purple-headed burrow beast
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed love truncheon
Purple-headed meat scepter
Purple-headed pirate
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
Purple muffin
Purple mushroom
Purple piledriver
Purple pork chop
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Purple turkey baster
Pussy duster, The
Pussy piston
Pussy plumber
Pussy plunger
Pussy poker
Pussy pounder
Pussy stretcher
Pud
Putz

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