Day 5 of Alternative Words for Penis

Aahhh. The Jizz Syringe! It’s poetry i tell you, pure poetry…….

I

Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk, The
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man, The
Iron horse
Iron rod
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft

J

Jack in the box
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jerkin’ gherkin
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe, The
Jizz whiz
Jockey stick
Johnson
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk

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