Day 3 of Alternative Words for Penis

Well don’t say i didnt warn you! Ten more days to go……… But think about your increased vocabulary. You’ll be the king at parties.

E

Early riser, The
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
Equipment
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elephant trunk
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Excreting eel
Executive staff member

F

Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flapdoodle
Fleshbone
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshy Winnebago, The
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Fondo worm
Frank ‘n’ beans
Frankfurter
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free Willy
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog, The
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun truncheon
Fury, The
Fuzzbuster

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