This delightful definition and video link were kindly forwarded by a much beloved member of the IRL blog. Read and enjoy! (and be sure to watch the video)
1. feed the horse
To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.
Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
2. feed the horse
to stick your fingers in someone elses orifice
“last night I fed Robin Chrystie’s horse with my stinky pinkie”
Fagget Fairys – Feed The Horse